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MineralMan
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Msg 1 Posted: 03:23 PM 02/10/05 (CST)
Found on the web:

Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye. He had two buckets of fish. As it was during the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
Ole replied, "No, sir! Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the warden replied.

"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take dese fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I vhistle and dey yump back into deir buckets and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden.

Ole looked at the game warden with an expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll just show you den. It really does vork, don'tcha know?"

"O.K. I've got to see this!" The game warden was really curious now. So Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said, "Well?"

"Vell what?" responded Ole..

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?" asked Ole.

"The fish!"

"What fish?"







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Msg 2 Posted: 03:42 PM 02/10/05 (CST)
A little more fishing humor:







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Msg 3 Posted: 06:08 PM 02/10/05 (CST)
LOL Thats a good one..


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Msg 4 Posted: 08:37 PM 02/10/05 (CST)
Sorry to burst your bubble MineralMan, but that same joke was posted in here about this time last year. Which goes to show ya that fishin' on open water is gettin' on everyone's brain. Happens every year in February. Maybe I'll dig through the archives and see if I can find some of the other jokes that were posted. It went on through several threads for several days.

Anyone else got any???



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Msg 5 Posted: 07:42 AM 02/11/05 (CST)
Oh, well...since I wasn't here last year, I guess I didn't see that one. Fishing, though, is full of jokes, most of them aimed at ourselves by ourselves. If I see any more good ones, I'll pop back in and post them.





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Msg 6 Posted: 08:29 AM 02/11/05 (CST)
How about this one...

Two morons rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.

2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?



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Msg 7 Posted: 08:41 AM 02/11/05 (CST)
Might load slow, sorry...

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Msg 8 Posted: 08:58 AM 02/11/05 (CST)
You might be a fisherman if...

You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".

Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.

You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.

You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.

You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.

Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.

You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.

Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone,






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Msg 9 Posted: 09:05 AM 02/11/05 (CST)
And here's one for fishing guides (present company excepted, of course):

10 Clues That You’ve Chosen The Wrong Fishing Guide


1. He's got the open engine manual sitting on the console next to the controls.

2. He screams "Yeehaa," as he turns the boat away from the dock and pushes the throttle forward.

3. He thinks it's an asset that he can drive so fast that he gets the boat completely out of the water.

4. It takes him two hours and twenty-five minutes to reach your fishing destination on a five hour charter.

5. He can't stop laughing when he realizes that his brother the Sheriff gave you a speeding ticket on your way to his boat, and says nothing about getting the ticket cancelled.

6. He casually tells you that on days he can't get a charter he's a delivery driver for Pizza Hut.

7. He goes on for hours about how boats are safer than cars, but only because there are less vehicles directly next to one to hit. He runs aground three times during this oration.

8. He goes on for hours about his alien abduction experiences, with much detail given to the tests they supposedly performed on him.

9. The other fishing guides hold up protective religious icons as he passes by.

10. At the end of the day's catchless fishing, he begs you to allow him to use your name as a reference, because none of his other 110 charters would.







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Msg 10 Posted: 09:12 AM 02/11/05 (CST)
LOL! Those are all great!






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