When I was in Spain a few years ago I had to think twice before taking a swim in one of the local rivers. I knew those big fellas were swimming somewhere out there.
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~ Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988
Actually, the girl is English, the fish is Spanish:
