I wanted to share this. My loving wife of 25 years told me to take my cell phone with me in the boat, and if my fishing buddy and I need cold drinks or food, I can call her and she'll meet us at the dock. Now that is love baby!
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~ Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988