That has a nice ring to it. I suppose my duties would be to go fishing whenever I can. Try to find new fishing spots. Taste the fish to make sure they taste okay. etc. etc. etc.
Can I get a government boat? Say a Tyee with a 250 hs Honda four stroke. Loaded, of course. And I guess I would probably need a 2500 GMC to pull it. Oh, and since we have a lot of gas in our reserves, free gas of course. We can negotiate further. Things like free bait, food. What about the family and kids. Stuff like that. And of course there is the salary to consider. Do I get to go to foreign countries to fish their waters too? South America, Bolivia, Europe, Africa?
I'll have to think long and hard on this one before I'll accept the appointment
ask not what fishing can do for you........ask what we can do for fishing.....cant get you a free goverment boat......or gas....but i can get you a weekend of fishing in the super natural forest..will split the bait....your kids my kids....bring it brother john.tw
John, I think you may need an advisor (me ), of fishing, help in planning the, US good-will-fishing dept. I'll headup the US good-will-hunting Dept. You be the advisor for that. Then we could hunt and fish the world over. Showing what guns should really be used for. My Late fathers MOTTO: YOU KILL IT, YOU CLEAN IT, YOU ALSO EAT IT. Thanks dad. Hope your fishing up, is going great.
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~ Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988