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Scumfrog
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Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 04:50 PM 06/04/08 (CST)
MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day .

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,
and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as a big O wink smiley
I rest my case.




Iceman
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Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 06:25 PM 06/06/08 (CST)
lol thought you wanted to come back as a frog smile smiley
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