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Posts 1 through 3 for MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART New? - Register Here! No Obligations - Click Here for more information. Login Main Forum Page     |     Fishing Blogs     |     Find a Fishing Partner     |     My Fishing Pals Home     |     To The Top - Minnesota Fishing Forum - Unrelated You Are Currently Viewing - Minnesota Fishing Forum - Unrelated   MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART - - - 3 messages. Showing 1 through 3. WebDude Moderator Joined 02/26/2004 Posts:8513 WebDude's blogs, pictures and recent posts Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 02:32 PM 02/17/07 (CST) Not sure if this was posted yet, but I thought it funny... MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART 60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe. 50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down. 32 F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Lake Bemidji in Minnesota starts getting cooler. 20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open. 15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 F: All the people in Miami die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in Minnesota sell cookies door to door.(In fact, they're selling them right now!!) 25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in Minnesota rummage around the attic to find some winter coats. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some Minnesotans are frustrated when they can't start their cars. 460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Minnesota, VIKINGS win the Super Bowl!! My Fishing Pals facebook WebDude's facebook twitter google+ Ted Moderator Joined 07/18/2004 Posts:1544 Ted's blogs, pictures and recent posts Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 02:37 PM 02/17/07 (CST) I've seen it before, but good one 'Dude. Ted My Fishing Pals Iceman Moderator Joined 12/09/2004 Posts:2724 Iceman's blogs, pictures and recent posts Daily Subscription Msg 3 Posted: 02:53 PM 02/17/07 (CST) yep CK already beat you to it Dude.. MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART - - - 3 messages. Showing 1 through 3. You Are Currently Viewing - Minnesota Fishing Forum - Unrelated   New? - Register Here No Obligations - Click Here for more information. Login Main Forum Page     |     Top of This Forum     |     My Fishing Pals Home Members Browsing the Forums:     fishing81     guza     matt starc     MyFish     Rhodes2011     teedee     twittle     wishiwas     Users Online: 8 Guests Online: 97 Total Online: 105 Terms and Conditions Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary.         ~ Patrick F. McManus Copyright © 2011 Minnesota Fishing with My Fishing Pals All Rights Reserved