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WebDude
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Msg 1 Posted: 02:32 PM 02/17/07 (CST)
Not sure if this was posted yet, but I thought it funny...
MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Lake Bemidji in Minnesota starts getting cooler.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in
Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in Minnesota sell cookies door to door.(In fact, they're selling them right now!!)
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in Minnesota rummage
around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some Minnesotans are frustrated when they can't start their cars.
460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Minnesota, VIKINGS win the Super Bowl!!
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Msg 2 Posted: 02:37 PM 02/17/07 (CST)
I've seen it before, but good one 'Dude.
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Msg 3 Posted: 02:53 PM 02/17/07 (CST)
yep CK already beat you to it Dude..
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