A Few More For Good Measure... Remember, Valentines Day is next Wednesday!
You know a woman has PMS when..... * She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo. * She considers chocolate a major FDA food group. * She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom. * She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles. * She retains more water than Lake Superior. * She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one." * She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front. * She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm. * She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
Now be sure and get that special gift bought before next Wednesday! Jason "The Fisher" Pence
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