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CrappieKeith
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Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 03:26 PM 02/08/07 (CST)
Cold is a relative thing . . .

60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.


50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.


40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.


32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.


20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.


15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.


Zero:

People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.


10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.


25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.


40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.


100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.


-460 (-459.67 F below zero):

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"


and last not but not least.....


500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
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Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 03:50 PM 02/08/07 (CST)
That's good, and somewhat true! I talked to some ladies in GA today and they told me it's terribly cold down there right now, at night it's getting into the 30's. What a JOKE!


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Daily Subscription Msg 3 Posted: 04:37 PM 02/08/07 (CST)
For those of us originally from Michigan, the last line goes like this:

-500 Degrees: He!! freezes over.

The Lions win the Super Bowl.
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Daily Subscription Msg 4 Posted: 04:51 PM 02/08/07 (CST)
haha sounds like minnesota this time of the year..


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Daily Subscription Msg 5 Posted: 08:45 AM 02/10/07 (CST)
I lived in Texas for a while and had a roommate who was a local. In the winter, he had the heat set to 90. In the summer he set it to 50. You're right, CK, temperature is a relative thing.




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Daily Subscription Msg 6 Posted: 05:16 PM 02/10/07 (CST)
It was way below 0 this morn ,but in front of a Mr.Heater & fish on.
It's all good.
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PATRICK R
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Daily Subscription Msg 7 Posted: 03:06 PM 02/12/07 (CST)
Funny post CrappieKeith. I liked the part about New York landlords turning on the heat the best. smile smiley
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