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CrappieKeith
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Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 12:44 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
Wiggler sent this to me ,she said she thought of me after reading it.hmmmmmmm?

The Ducks, Lab and Navigator...

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A
TRUE
STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT...

A guy bought a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly
payments
of $560.00).
He and a friend went duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter;
and
of course all of the lakes are frozen.

These two guys went out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and, of
course,
the new NAVIGATOR.

They decided they wanted to make a natural looking o pen water area for
the
ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a
hole
in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck is going to take a
little
more power than the average drill auger can produce.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator came a stick of dynamite with a
short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might
slip
on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse(and becoming
toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of
action:

They lit the 40 second fuse; then, with amighty thrust, they threw the
stick
of dynamite as far away as possible.

(Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the

GUNS, and the DOG...???)

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING;

especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog took off
across the ic e at a high rate of speed and grabbed the stick of dynamite,

with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hit the ice.

The two men swallowed, blinked, started waving their arms and, with the
veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, screamed and

hollered at the dog to stop.

The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, kept coming.

One hunter panicked, grabbed the shotgun and shot the dog. The shotgun is

loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog
stopped for a moment, slightly confused, then continued on. Another shot,

and this time the dog, still standing, became really confused and, of
course, terrified, thought these two geniuses had gone insane.The dog
took
off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.

The men continue to scream as they run. The red-hot exhaust pipe on the
truck touched the dog's rear end. He yelped, dropped the dynamit e under
the
truck and took off after his master.

Then " "" """" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" """" "" "" ! ! ! !

The truck was blown to bits and sank to the bottom of the lake, leaving
the
two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks
on
their faces.

The insurance company said that sinking a vehicle in a lake by an illegal

use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy... ...And he still had yet
to
make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

The dog is okay -- doing fine.

And you thought Rednecks lived in the South???






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Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 01:55 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
Now that's pretty funny,

ps, I'm happy to hear the dog made it!


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Daily Subscription Msg 3 Posted: 02:17 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
I have heard this story before with slighty different details.

Always makes me laugh though.


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Daily Subscription Msg 4 Posted: 03:20 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
that is a good story to pass on


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Daily Subscription Msg 5 Posted: 03:21 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
I laughed my hinny off. smile smiley


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Daily Subscription Msg 6 Posted: 03:44 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
I hate to be a killjoy, but there is a web site www.snopes.com that attempts to either confirm or disprove urban (or rural) legends like this one, and they say that this one is completely false (but it is a good story):

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

However, I did see this duck hunting story in the paper yesterday that is true and hopefully will make you laugh.

Duck Shot by Hunter Cheats Death Again

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Perky is one tough bird.

The ring-neck duck survived being shot and spending two days in a hunter's refrigerator — and now she's had a close brush with death on a veterinarian's operating table.

The one-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during surgery to repair gunshot damage to one wing, said Noni Beck of the Goose Creek Wildlife Sanctuary.

Veterinarian David Hale revived the bird after several tense moments by performing CPR.

"I started crying, 'She's alive!'" Beck said.

Perky entered the headlines last week after a hunter's wife opened her refrigerator door and the should've-been-dead duck lifted its head and looked at her. The bird had been in the fridge for two days since being shot and presumed killed Jan. 15.

Perky is recovering with a pin installed in the fractured wing, and probably will not have more surgery because of her sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said.
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Daily Subscription Msg 7 Posted: 04:14 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
BKC,
I heard the same story on multiple news channels, I'm pretty sure that ones true! Gives a whole new meaning to the saying Lucky Duck!


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Daily Subscription Msg 8 Posted: 05:34 PM 01/30/07 (CST)
smile smiley


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Daily Subscription Msg 9 Posted: 01:38 AM 01/31/07 (CST)
The 2nd story has actually had VIDEO on CNN and Fox News of the actual duck.



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Daily Subscription Msg 10 Posted: 08:25 AM 01/31/07 (CST)
true or not I laughed my arse off! smile smiley


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