Going through the archive's of old post in this forum I hear mention of TAP TAP....sounds like he catches a lot fish. Yet he has no post that I can find. Or is he just a mythical figure...?....or hacker.
OH, THE REASON YOU DON"T SEE (oops, left the caps on) any posts from him is because all of his posts are from the pre-database-crashed-and-I-got-very-bummed-because-I-lost-all-my-data-and-users-but-I-am-going-to-get-them-back-I-hope era. At least that's what I named it. He's been around, just doesn't post much in the winter.
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~ Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988