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Iceman
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Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 03:29 PM 11/19/06 (CST)
>YOU ARE FROM RURAL MINNESOTA IF...............
> >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

> >FFA was the most popular club in high school.

> >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July
> means.

> >You know it is traditional for the bride and groom
> to go bar hopping
> >between the ceremony and the reception.

> >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel
> for your 3rd birthday.

> >You can recognize someone from Iowa by their
> driving.

> >>>You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

> >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your
> wedding.

> >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you do
> not immediately break
> >into uncontrollable laughter.

> >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

> >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
> county fair.

> >You know that "combine" is a noun.

> >You let your older siblings talk you into putting
> your tongue on a steel
> >post in the middle of winter.

> >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major
> religions.

> >You know that creek rhymes with pick.

> >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates
> are set.

> >Saturday you go the local bowling ally.

> >There was at least one kid in your class who had to
> help milk cows in the
> >morning..phew!

> >You have driven your car on a lake.

> >You can make sense out of the word "upnort" and
> "batree."

> >You always believed that vacation meant "going up
> North."

> >At every wedding you have been to you have had to
> dance the hokey poky and
> >the chicken dance.

> >Your definition of a small town is one that only
> has one bar.

> >The local gas station sells live bait.

> >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a
> meat processing plant.

> >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
> know exactly what she
> >means.

> >You think that the start of deer season is a
> national holiday.

> >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the
> ONLY name for soda.
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Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 06:54 AM 11/20/06 (CST)
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