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Yattering Jack
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Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 03:38 PM 10/27/06 (CST)
A woman goes into a shop to buy a rod and reel as a gift

She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter where there's a shop assistant wearing dark shades. "Excuse me sir" she says "can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

The assistant replies "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's only $20.00".

The lady said, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The assistant rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, but the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."




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Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 03:39 PM 10/27/06 (CST)
One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.

Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!"

Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."




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Daily Subscription Msg 3 Posted: 03:40 PM 10/27/06 (CST)
YJ,
I have to say you had me lol on that one. Way to Go!!!


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Daily Subscription Msg 4 Posted: 03:46 PM 10/27/06 (CST)
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish...






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Yattering Jack
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Daily Subscription Msg 5 Posted: 03:48 PM 10/27/06 (CST)
I like the funeral one too.




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Daily Subscription Msg 6 Posted: 04:07 PM 10/27/06 (CST)
Both of them are some of my favorite.

This old guy going down the river sees this old woman on the bank.As he passes she says I'd sure like to go fishing,so he pulls over & lets her in the boat.Going down the river they come to a y.He yells up or down ,she take off her close & they have wild sex.Upon finishing they head down the river & come to another y. He yells up or down & the same thing happens. Well after a full day of this they never did get to fishing.So he got her number & called her the next day to invite her to go fishing. She said yes .So now they are on the river & they come to that 1st y & with a twinkle in his eye he yells up or down.She replies with up.Somewhat confused he turns up .Now comming to the next y he yells up or down thinking this is the one& she yells down. Well he kills the motor & says excuse me,but I am confused.Yesterday we had wild sex everytime I yelled up or down what gives?
She replies I'm so sorry ,I wear a hearing aide & when you yelled up or down I thought you were yelling #$uck or drown!



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