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Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 10:30 AM 10/27/06 (CST)
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599 - no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big.
She'll read it very slowly....com-for-da-bull".


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Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 10:55 AM 10/27/06 (CST)
That's a good one too.



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Daily Subscription Msg 3 Posted: 11:17 AM 10/27/06 (CST)
smile smiley smile smiley smile smiley smile smiley that was good
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Daily Subscription Msg 4 Posted: 11:37 AM 10/27/06 (CST)
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "We aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.

"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game warden, "Take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"
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One day a group of blondes and a group of brunettes went ice fishing on opposite sides of the lake. They got all settled in and started fishing. The brunettes were pulling out the fish like crazy, while the blondes didn't even get a bite. The blondes spent 2 hours trying to figrue out what to do. Then they got it. They sent a "spy" over to the other side to see what the brunettes were doing differently. So she went to the other side of the lake and started thinking and watching. She sat there for an hour. Then, she yelled "I GOT IT!!" and ran back. When she got back, all the other blondes asked what the brunettes were doing differently. She said, "They cut a hole in the ice!!"




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Daily Subscription Msg 5 Posted: 12:26 PM 10/27/06 (CST)
That is funny! smile smileyJack i told my mom that blonde joke about the blound drowns the fish.







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Daily Subscription Msg 6 Posted: 07:13 PM 11/01/06 (CST)
LMAO Thanks guys !!


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