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Iceman
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Daily Subscription Msg 1 Posted: 04:41 AM 10/24/06 (CST)
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato
garden,
but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help
him,
was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described
his
predicament.
Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant
my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up
a
garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I
know
you
would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I
buried
the BODIES.
Love, Bubba
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up
and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to
the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under
the
circumstances.
Love, Bubba
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Daily Subscription Msg 2 Posted: 07:17 AM 10/24/06 (CST)
That's a good one iceman!


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Daily Subscription Msg 3 Posted: 08:10 AM 10/24/06 (CST)
That hilarious Iceman! shocked smiley
Ok I'll bite,is it a true story??? blush smiley



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Daily Subscription Msg 4 Posted: 12:20 PM 10/24/06 (CST)
Good one Ice!


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Daily Subscription Msg 5 Posted: 04:21 PM 10/24/06 (CST)
An old lady went to the store to buy some food for her dog. Upon reaching the check-out, the clerk told her "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy dog food and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy dog food, you have to show us your dog."

Annoyed, the lady went home, got her faithful Fido, and returned to the store, where they sold her the dog food without question.

The next day, she returned to the store to buy cat food. Again, she's reproached by the cashier: "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy cat food and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy cat food, you have to show us your cat."

Frustrated, the woman stormed home, retrieved her precious fluffy and returned to the store, where she was sold her cat food without further incident.

The next day, the woman returned to the store and strode right up to the cashier with a box in her hand.

"Put your hand in this box," she told the puzzled clerk.

"What's in it?" the clerk asked.

"Just put your hand in here," the lady said.

"No, there's probably something in there that will bite me"

"Nothing will bite you, I promise."

Reluctantly, the clerk put her hand in the box, felt the contents, pulled them out to examine them and let out a scream. Smiling, the old lady asked "now, may I please buy some toilet paper?"









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Daily Subscription Msg 6 Posted: 08:52 PM 10/24/06 (CST)
Another good one, what do you have a library of them, or are you a standup comedian in your spare time? cool smiley


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Yattering Jack
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Daily Subscription Msg 7 Posted: 07:19 AM 10/25/06 (CST)
Better,

I have around 3000 veterans I work with. They know every joke in the book/







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ryanc
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Daily Subscription Msg 8 Posted: 07:51 PM 10/25/06 (CST)
That is vary funny rob!







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