RC, He is pretty funny, just wait a couple of years and then you can go. You'll see when you're 18, it's not all it's cracked up to be, same for 21, no big deal. Anyway, you will have plenty of time to see Ron White when you are older.
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~ Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988