RC, He is pretty funny, just wait a couple of years and then you can go. You'll see when you're 18, it's not all it's cracked up to be, same for 21, no big deal. Anyway, you will have plenty of time to see Ron White when you are older.
Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish. ~ William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954