RC, I know this is a little off the topic or totally off the topic, but why aren't you interested in the essay contest to win an icefishing trip with someone from your family? I think you would have a lot of fun doing that, you should really think about it. Just a thought.
Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish. ~ William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954